Use A Real Virgin And You'll Really Sell Some Playboys!

God's most beautiful creation is woman. God created woman, woman created God... This month Playboy has really tied the two together; south of the border. Playboy's Mexican publication is struggling, but not this month. This month Playboy Mexico featured model Maria Florencia Onori as the Virgin Mary-on the cover.

Playboy's timing of the release came the day before Mexico's Day of the Virgin of Guadalupe. That celebration came about from an apparition of the Virgin Mary in the town Guadalupe.

The result? 80,000 copies of Playboy have been sold. Now if only they used an actual virgin on the cover. This writer suspects the sales would be staggering. This is a family friendly publication so we can't embed the video, but if you'd like to get a closer look at our Virgin Mary, you can visit Machochip.com Where they have a YouTube video of the shoot.

The Jonas Brothers Pledge to Stay Virgins

The Jonas Brothers have taken a vow of chastity. The Disney singing trio all boast purity rings and have sworn to remain virgins until marriage.

In their interview with Details Magazine, the middle brother Joe claims that the rings symbolize their “promises to ourselves and to God that we’ll stay pure till marriage.” The youngest brother Nick, stated that the purity rings are "just one of our ways of kind of like being different than everybody else out there."

How cute. I can already hear the unrequited sighs of teeny bopper girls across America. Let just see if their vow ends up lasting longer than Britney’s.