Sycophant Nadya Suleman WAS a stripper

Our favorite narcissist and sycophant Nadya Suleman is the liar everyone suspected her to be. In Touch magazine did some investigative reporting and legwork proved in their interviews with other strippers that Nadya stripped (1999-2000) not for just the 'embarrassed to have worked one night' as she has repeatedly asserted. So much for "never having even kissed a boy." Nadya's done much more. It's reported that Nadya stripped for a year solid using the stage name: Angelina. That is 364 more days than Nadya claimed she worked as a dancer. No irony there considering she has also denied a fixation with the actress Angelina Jolie. Denial is Nadya's number one playing card.

Nadya has sold herself as a saint in the face of her narcissism, claiming she is ...well anything but what the world has seen her as. Suleman has made herself out as a victim, modest mother, down-to-earth, protective of her children, has a back injury (has received over $150,000.00 in disability from state of California), and just wants the cameras and attention to go away so she can raise her children peacefully.

However she has tattoos, used the welfare system and of course gamed the system to produce 8 children in her last litter alone, and of course has her own reality show in the works already recording and hamming it up for her own cameras. You have to wonder then why she would fire her Angels in Waiting nanny service right around the time she attempted to sell her life as a reality show to The Learning Channel. Now she has hired her own nannies but has been turned down by TLC for her reality show. So far some societal justice is served. In fact not only has TLC passed her up, UK production company Eyeworks has also recently passed on her.

CHECK OUT NADYA'S BACK INJURY COURTESY HER CHILD'S TANTRUM



Suleman has made herself the laughing stock of the nation, oblivious in her bubble. Seems she can forget her past but others have not. Fellow past strippers report that Suleman did use the stage name Angelina in her hopes to look just like her. Next should come the proof her plastic surgery was a 'vain' attempt to look like Angelina Jolie. Her personal letters that 'creeped out' Angelina Jolie are no help in her denials either.

The strippers that did recall Nadya were clear on their memory of her. Say's Sage (stagename) "I met her at an amateur contest, and we wound up doing parties together".

Backing up to Nadya's claim she was shamed to have worked as a stripper, even a limo driver (Luis Ceballos) recalls Nadya during her stripper days stating that Nadya "was full of herself", going onto say, “She was overly flirty with the guys we performed for.”

Suleman boasted to fellow strippers how she was consumed with being famous. It appears she wasn't lying about being 'consumed' with that goal. What a disgusting way to accomplish that goal. So far the only thing she hasn't sold her soul for is the offer by Vivid Entertainment to star in a porn video. Personally I think they just didn't offer her enough money, clearly she has a price. We are not out of the woods yet people. Nadya's publicist (yes she has one of those too--now) states she is in talks with as many as four more production companies.

I'm certain I have it all wrong over Nadya Suleman. If you disagree with me, just be sure to drop by her website and make a donation. After all, she is asking for them.

OctoMom Reality Show In Works

I bet the world will sit and watch the disaster that may unfold when this reality show airs. Rumor has it that Nadya Suleman (aka OctoMom) and her attorney, Jeffery Czech, have met with four production companies to talk about a reality show.

Is she throwing her kids in front of the media spotlight or actually doing something to make ends meet? She's got bills to pay.

Her attorney has acknowledged his client's motivations: Suleman is tired of TV cameras and protective of her children's privacy, yet she also wants to ensure that she has enough money to care for them without public assistance.

Hmm, would you watch this reality show? C'mon, be honest with yourself, aren't you just a little bit curious?

OH, COME ON ALREADY!!!

If you had even a scintilla of doubt lingering that this woman had even a hint of a functioning brain cell, let this news serve as your salvo.

TMZ says that someone is currently trying to sell OctoCrazy's birth tape for around seven figures. No, the horror show wasn't directed by Eli Roth, but somebody shot that film in the delivery room...with OctoCrazy's blessing.

Seriously, this will make Saw look like The Sound of Music. A blood bath to rival all blood baths.

Folks, let me save you the trouble of what it will look like...


You're welcome.

Octo-Mommy's TV Debut!

For the first time in my life, I'm speechless.

Nadya Suleman (or Angelina Jolie? You be the judge...) sat down with Ann Curry yesterday. The entire interview will air on Monday morning and Tuesday night on NBC. NBC claims they didn't pay her for the interview (LIARS!) even though there were rumors that Nadya was trying to get $2 million a pop.

On not being able to afford her ten million kids:
“I know I'll be able to afford them when I'm done with my schooling. If I was just sitting down watching TV and not being as determined as I am to succeed and provide a better future for my children, I believe that would be considered, to a certain degree, selfish.”

On why she is the greatest mama in the universe:
“Everything I do, I'll stop my life for them and be present with them. And hold them. And be with them. And how many parents do that? I'm sure there are many that do, but many don't. And that's unfortunate. That is selfish.”

On why she risked carrying 6 embryos instead of just 1 or 2:
“Those are my children, and that’s what was available. It’s a gamble.”

On why she wants an army of babies:
"That was always a dream of mine, to have a large family, a huge family, and I just longed for certain connections and attachments with another person that I really lacked, I believe, growing up."

On what she lacked growing up (besides, obviously, a brain):
"I didn't feel as though, when I was a child, I had much control of my environment. I felt powerless. And that gave me a sense of predictability. Reflecting back on my childhood, I know it wasn't functional. It was pretty dysfunctional, and whose isn't?”

She should be sitting down with a team of psychiatric professionals, not with Ann Curry.