Miley Cyrus’ duet with Bret Michaels may finally be released

Miley Cyrus and Bret Michaels created an “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” duet, but the release of it was delayed right around the time her parents announced their split.

It was rumored that Cyrus’ mom, Tish, had an affair with Michaels, states GossipCop. But now that Billy Ray and Tish are working things out, it is rumored the duet might be released.

As of now, the single may be scheduled to come out sometime in the summer. Hopefully for fans, no more controversy comes up first.

Celebrity Apprentice Cast Confirmed!

The new season of Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice will premiere on March 14th with a battle of the sexes as each team of celebrities battle it out to earn money for their favorite charities.
The new cast has been revealed and from the looks of these names, this season could turn out to be pretty darn entertaining!

The female team will consist of Sharon Osbourne, Holly Robinson Peete, Selita Ebanks, Cyndi Lauper, Carol Liefer, Maria Kanellis, and Summer Sanders.

The male team will be Bret Michaels, Rod Blagojevich, Sinbad, Michael Johnson, Darryl Strawberry, Goldberg, and Curtis Stone.

Donald Trump said "This season of 'Celebrity Apprentice' is going to be fantastic. The list of celebrities we have this season is outstanding and the show will really resonate with our core viewers and fans. I expect this season of 'Celebrity Apprentice' to be the best one yet."

The celebrities will compete in business-driven tasks around New York City using their fame, rolodexes and their business acumen to win weekly tasks and money to donate to their favorite charities, while ultimately battling with each other to stay out of the boardroom and avoid hearing those dreaded words "You're Fired!"

Why So Classy?: The Rock of Love Edition

I think the term "Why So Classy?" was coined specifically for this show. I tell people not to bother with beauty paegents, The Swan, or even that dated Miss America show...Rock of Love takes the cake in class, refinery, and elegance.

And last night's performance was yet another fun-filled trash extravaganza! So many gems, in fact, that I don't know where to begin.

First and foremost, Taya fell off the stage during one of the challenges while wearing a slutty French maid outfit. The physical humor notwithstanding, if you're going to fall off the stage, you might as well be dressed like a slut with a feather duster. I felt for Taya, I really did...but I was a little surprised that Taya could fall any further since she's already hit rock bottom (i.e., appearing on this show).

Next, the skanks were told to "dress to impress" for Bret. Most of them wore your standard groupie uniform straight out of the Flirt Catalog, but Brittanayaaa (that's how she pronounces it) gets the "My Fair Lady" award for her oh-so-sophisticated denim panties. (This is a family-friendly blog, so I can't post the photos here...)
Some of you may not be impressed, but I am. And, apparantly, in Skank-ese, "dress to impress" translates into "dress to work the Hunts Point track."

Then, a drunken Ashley made out with one of the other skanks and flipped out after she saw the lady beast known as Beverly kissing on Bret's drummer. When Beverly denied it (even though she got caught on camera), Ashley responded with: "I want a cheeseburger." For the record, that is the correct response for EVERYTHING. Clip below:

And finally, let's end with some more words of wisdom from Ashley the Philosopher. When one of the girls gave Ashley the side-eye for being drunk and classy, she had this to say: "Get over it. People puke and they poop their pants."

Ashley is the Nietzsche of this generation!

Why So Classy?: The Rock of Love Edition

It's nice to know that the departure of Miss Why So Classy? January 2009, Nikki La Vida Loka, hasn't stopped the classiness from free-flowing on Rock of Love. And Sunday's episode was yet another fun-filled trash extravaganza! In fact, I'm more than happy to dedicate a whole edition of Why So Classy? to the greatness!

First, Melissa busted her implant when she fell on the ice during a hockey game. (Oy)

Then, Melissa also got caught calling her boyfriend in the middle of the night and telling him she had no respect for Bret Michaels. Captain Obvious also told her man that Bret wears fake hair. Yeah, it was nice of you to join us, Melissa. You're 3 years too late in realizing Bret wears hair produced by Mattel.

In the end, Bret threw Melissa off the show because she talked trash about his bald head. (Yeah, that's always a deal-breaker...it wasn't the shallowness, the implants, the personality of a corpse, or the intellectual capacity of a patch of grass. No -- it was THIS, THIS, the calling-out of the fake hair, that made Bert decide she wasn't the woman of his dreams. *eye roll*)

But the best part of the episode was when Ashley and the other debutantes found out that Brittany had stolen their sweaty socks from the hockey game! Brittany admitted it but said she didn't steal it.

There was never any kind of explanation as to why Brittany stole their grossness, but Brittany is in the porn game, so I figured that nothing was off limits. The debutantes had better check the rest of their stuff, because Brittany probably stole their crusty panties, too. (Yeah, that was gross, but hey...I just report on the news. I don't make it...and YOU KNOW I'm right...)

And if Maria calls herself a "retired model" one more time, I'm going to make her lift up Bret's bandana and stare at his bald head.

Why So Classy?: The Celeb-Reality Edition

(WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR WORK...HECK, NOT SAFE FOR LIFE!)



Well, we all knew this would be one steaming hot mess, but who knew -- WHO KNEW -- that this edition of Rock of Love w/Bret Michaels would take the cake in sleaziness? I mean, even in his prime, Bret (or BERT, as the Television Without Pity forum calls him -- sure, works for me too!) wasn't known for attracting the, uh, classiest of women. But good lord, I felt my upper lip tingle after this episode...and all I did was watch it!

That said, I'm sure I'll be tuning in every week. CURSE YOU, VH1, AND YOUR FANTASTICALLY HIDEOUS "REALITY" SHOWS!

So...onto the moment above. Nikki (the one with the two flotation devices on her chest area) was so "freakin' horny" on the first night, so she decided to do a shot. I won't say the name of the drink, or where she did the shot (hint: it has to do with the black bar across the screen...and for those of you who don't know Portuguese, PEREREICA is a slang term for a body part...and it's not referring to the pancreas).

Suffice it to say that Nikki has raised the bar of classiness to a whole new level. Expect this practice to be done at debutante balls across America -- heck, across the WORLD -- from hereinout.

Amazingly, Nikki didn't make it past the first night. I guess it's because she's too classy for Bert and his skanky groupie minions. That's okay...totally his loss.