In the immortal words of Eddie Murphy...HALF!

Now THIS is how you do a divorce!

The Daily Mail (who frequently publishes my photos -- thanks for the money, mates, and thanks to Splash News for the hook up!) reports today that this half-house in Cambodia (birthplace of Maddox Jolie-Pitt) is the result of a divorce settlement. The erstwhile couple agreed to split EVERYTHING, uh, down the middle...including their family home.

The wife's half is still sitting on the same lot. The husband has taken his half in bits and pieces to a nearby field. The couple also decided to split their land into four parts, two for them and two for their children.

The husband cut the house in half with the help of a few friends, a saw, a hammer and chisels. The couple decided to handle the division of assets their own way because they felt court would be too expensive.

Anne Heche's divorce settlement

Anne Heche, 38, and her ex-husband Coley Laffoon, 34, finally reached a divorce settlement.

In the settlement, Laffoon will receive a lump sum of $275,000 plus $3,700 per month in child support - a marked decrease in the temporary $15,000 per month support he had been receiving.

Heche had recently stated that she was broke and out of work since her TV show "Men in Trees" was canceled. However, the actress will pay 75 percent of six-year-old son Homer's private school tuition. According to papers from L.A. Superior Court, Heche and Laffoon will split the cost of Homer's "agreed-upon extracurricular activities."

The two filed for divorce in February 2007. Their custody battle has been contentious, with both parties claiming the other was unfit to parent their son.