Lilo & Sam Ronson get hot and heavy

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Lindsay Lohan and her close friend, openly gay DJ Samantha Ronson, were spotted getting intimate in Cannes this week. Rumors that the pair were more than friends had been swirling around for months.

The two were attending Diddy's lavish yacht party when paparazzi snapped the pictures.

"They looked like proper lovebirds," a party guest said. "And they didn't care who saw them draped over each other. If they are together then it's a nice vision of their love."

However, Lohan's mom Dina has publicly denied a romantic relationship.

"Samantha's an amazing girl. They're best friends. They're just friends," she said. "It's so silly. We actually laugh about it now. It really does hurt... but you develop a thick skin. You have to ignore it."

In other Lohan news, the singer/actress reportedly turned down nightclub owner John Englebert's offer to settle the lawsuit against her regarding the fur coat she reportedly stole. Englebert also offered to buy her a mink coat.

Are Jessica Simpson & Tony Romo still together?

Despite rumors that Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo broke up, the two spent the weekend of Ashlee Simpson's wedding together, looking very much like a couple.

The two reportedly went on a sushi run in L.A. Friday, and later the NFL-star attended the rehearsal dinner, held at maid of honor Jessica Simpson's Beverly Hills home.

"They were very cozy and cute together," a source said in response to Internet rumors that Jessica Simpson was devestated by her ex-boyfriend John Mayer's new relationship with Jennifer Aniston. "She's definitely not mourning John Mayer! She was in an amazing mood and so happy her sister was getting married."

The source also said Romo stayed close to his girlfriend (?) at Saturday's wedding and reception.

"They were kissing and holding hands throughout the night," the insider said. "He was very sweet to her. They were very much a couple."

Recent evidence seems to disprove Internet reports the last few weeks, where friends of Romo said the two had split. In addition, Simpson's rep said the rumors were "not true."

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson Are On Again

It has recently been rumored that actors Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are dating again. On March 16th they were seen going to a movie together in Miami, where Wilson is currently shooting the film “Marley and Me.”

The blond-duo are taking things slowly, but spent Easter weekend together. They went for a bike-ride around South Beach with Hudson’s son Ryder, and stopped at a Starbucks to cool-off.

The couple broke-up last June after dating for several months, but it seems like they are now officially back together.

The trouble with hookers

Everyone has it wrong. Everyone is condemning Elliot Spitzer, guv of New York, for being a hypocrite, a liar and an infidel. They say that everything he stood for has been violated by this single wanton act. (Actually, the only people that are saying it is his political opposition—everyone else is just listening).

They’ve got the wrong problem. His political career is in the tank but he will get over it. First of all, everyone in politics has been with a hooker, or is one, or both. So there is no real moral issue—at least no public one.

The real problem is that he paid $4300 for a few hours with a hooker. Jeez!. Forty three hundred dollars? That will screw up the economy even further. The rate of inflation will soar and hookers all over America have just got a huge raise. Let me speak in economic terms—when you get right down to it, a hooker is a commodity. The market sets the rates and the product, within normal bounds is about the same. Ok, there should be a diff between a streetwalker and a high priced call girl—but $4300?

The economic implications are enormous—Bernake will stop lowering interest rates and the Dow will plummet and everyone who needs a hooker for relaxation will no longer be able to afford one. Pretty soon, people will stop paying for hookers and there will be fewer on the market, creating an imbalance between supply and demand. Prices will soar as the market dries up. Pretty soon, no one will be on the streets and no one will be answering the phones.

That’s not all, the Guv really screwed up his personal situation—his wife will probably get over it—he will be in the Hole for a long while. But will his kids be the same? They will have to relearn the value of the dollar.

He cannot turn them down when they ask for an allowance of, say, $600 a week, or $350 for the movies and a burger afterwards. He will never be able to turn down any request as being too expensive or frivolous. He really screwed himself and the economy.

I wish that it hadn’t happened—that it’s all a bad dream, a mistake, that he paid only $43 for the hooker. Most of all, right now, I wish that I were one of the Guv’s kids.

by Glebe, a guy who knows
Author of: Points the relationship guide for people who don’t like relationship guides