Guide To Mastering Vince Vaughn's Witticisms!

Let's start off by looking at the definition of the word wit.

Wit: a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter.

There is no other actor in Hollywood who has quite mastered the use of wit or hilarious quips than Vince Vaughn! He is able to play the role of characters with a quick tongue down to a science, without anything at all seeming forced. From his role as "Beanie" in Old School to the more recent "Dave" in Couples Retreat, we have seen some of the best and most memorable one-liners fly from his lips. We have complied a list of some of the most memorable Vince Vaughn witticisms, sure to help even the most novice "wit" seeker, become a true master with just a little bit of practice and this helpful guide!

“Nice clothes, I didn’t know Salvation Army was having a sale” (from Anchorman)

“Why don’t you just give me your number? This way if something happens to my wife I’ll give you a call” (from Old School)

"absolutely, you know in some cases there's two somebodies for one person ... I like to call that the jackpot ..."(from DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story)

"tattoo on the lower back, might as well be a bullseye" (from The Wedding Crashers)

"Hey! What’re you kicking me for? You want me to ask? All right, I’ll ask! Ma’am, where do the high school girls hang out in this town?" (from Swingers)
“Is his junk out? Now it’s a party!” (from Couples Retreat)

"One day you will be sitting at Applebee's all by yourself" (from Couples Retreat)

Be sure to catch the witty Vince Vaughn in action when the comedy Couples Retreat hits stores on February 9th on Blu-Ray and DVD!

Vince Vaughn Gets Engaged

Vince Vaughn is set to marry Kyla Weber.

Rumours the 'Wedding Crashers' star will shortly wed the 29-year-old estate agent have been confirmed by her father Ken Weber.

He also revealed his daughter has moved from her home in Calgary, Canada, to Los Angeles to be closer to her fiance.

Ken said: "I am thrilled for them."

The 38-year-old actor - who previously dated 'Marley and Me' star Jennifer Aniston - popped the question to his girlfriend of nine months on Valentine's Day (14.02.09).

Vince is ready to get married and has been for a while. He wants to start a family.
It has been reported he dropped to one knee and presented the beauty with a $125,000 four-carat ring.

The couple's romance began after they were introduced to one another by a mutual movie producer friend while on holiday.

A friend of the actor's recently said: "Vince is ready to get married and has been for a while. He wants to start a family."

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Since his high-profile relationship to 40-year-old actress Jennifer, Vince has remained tight-lipped about his romance with Kyla.

Last year, he said: "I don't talk much about private matters, but I am in a very happy, serious, committed relationship."

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Monogamous Vince Vaughn

Vince Vaughn doesn't believe in polygamy as it brings "triple the headaches".

The unmarried actor doesn't understand the concept of having multiple wives as he thinks it would just complicate his life.

He said: "It's triple the headaches. Triple the nagging. Triple the question, 'What are you thinking?' You have to pick out three sets of blinds."

The 38-year-old star adds he loves talking his friends' romantic lives and neuroses as he often draws on their experiences when he is acting.

Vince - who added some of his funniest characters have been based on real people - told Esquire magazine: "I have friends in real life, the way they see stuff, they can be so narrow in their perspective, it makes me laugh. You could have a friend who's dating someone and he can get hung up on the smallest thing.

"If I take an extreme, absolute position, that becomes funny. Because the reaction doesn't warrant the reality."

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Jennifer Aniston back with Vince Vaughn

Pair offered big money to make sequel to The Break-Up

Jennifer Aniston could be reunited with ex-boyfriend Vince Vaughn – on film, that is.

The pair are said to be in talks to star in the sequel to The Break-Up.

‘Both are seriously considering it,’ a source tells the Daily Express.

Jen, 39, and Vince, 38, got together in 2005 while making the hit comedy.

They split in December 2006, but have remained friends.

But Jen’s spokesman denies the rumours. 'We are not aware of any such project,’ he says.

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