Speaking of Brad Pitt...today's his birthday! He turns 45. (Oy Gods)
Also celebrating a birthday today: Robot Katie Holmes (30), formerly drrrrrtygurl X-tina Aguilera (28), Stone Cold Steve Austin (44 -- what, STEVE AUSTIN is younger than BRAD PITT? OY GODS!), and...
Believe it or not, Keith Richards lives to see another day. Miraculously, he made it to 65. That man's a walking pharmacy, but he's also a living legend, and therefore, he gets the headlining picture. Happy Barfday everyone!
