A Full House Movie?

Now that John Stamos is finished with ER he's been thinking of creating a full house movie! But it may not be exactly what you think. “I’m working on a movie idea, but it wouldn’t be us playing us,” says the ex-ER star, “I see Steve Carell as (Bob Saget’s character) Danny Tanner and Tracy Morgan as (Dave Coulier’s) Joey Gladstone because he’s funny.”

Remember when they tried to do that with Bewitched? If you liked that then you'll probably end up really liking Stamos' new idea. Yet for the Bewitched movie they didn't really have a choice since all the original actors were either really old or they had passed on, but so far all of the original cast members are doing pretty okay. As far as a reunion goes, Stamos tells us “I don’t see it happening anytime soon.” We'll just have to wait and see what Stamos comes up with.

Stephanie Tanner, we hardly knew ye...

Before we get into this hot mess, I would like to point out the Ed Hardy shirts on these two. First of all, I hate Ed Hardy. H8E. His stuff looks like the old-time graffiti that used to populate the Queens Blvd. underpass where I grew up. I don't want that on my shirt, and I think people who spend hundreds of dollars on one shirt for this travesty (especially in this day and age, when people are losing their jobs left and right, and can't afford to put food on their table) are self-serving douche-nozzles.

Aside from that, people who buy Ed Hardy "couture" are also being duped. BADLY. In France, the term haute couture is protected by law and is defined by the Chambre de commerce et d'industrie de Paris based in Paris, France. Their rules state that only "those companies mentioned on the list drawn up each year by a commission domiciled at the Ministry for Industry are entitled to avail themselves" of the label haute couture. The criteria for haute couture were established in 1945 and updated in 1992.
To earn the right to call itself a couture house and to use the term haute couture in its advertising and any other way, members of the Chambre syndicale de la haute couture must follow these rules:

Design made-to-order for private clients, with one or more fittings.

Have a workshop (atelier) in Paris that employs at least fifteen people full-time.

Each season (i.e., twice a year), present a collection to the Paris press, comprising at least thirty-five runs with outfits for both daytime wear and evening wear.

However, the term haute couture may have been misused by ready-to-wear brands since the late 1980s, so that its true meaning may have become blurred with that of prêt-à-porter (the French term for ready-to-wear fashion) in the public perception.

In a nutshell, Ed Hardy, you're an idiot. You no more make couture than those idiot groupies who cut up band shirts and call it "rock wear."

ANYWAY, Stephanie Tanner and her estranged husband, Cody Herpin, were in an Orange County, CA court room this morning for an emergency custody hearing. During the hearing, the judge ordered that Jodie Sweetin can't be with her 8-month-old daughter Zoie without one of her parents present. This is beyond "how rude!"

Herpin told the judge that his former meth head wife is a lousy mom who shouldn't be alone with their daughter. Herpin said Jodie once drove drunk with their baby in the car. Some doctor-type confirmed that Jodie was back on the booze for a quick minute, but said that she's been talking to her sponsor and going to AA meetings.

Herpin's lawyer told People that they know she's boozing, "but there's also concern regarding methamphetamines."

TMZ says that both Herpin and Sweetin have to get drug tested before the next hearing.

Lori Loughlin dishes about the "90210" weight controversy

Talk show host Bonnie Hunt invites actress Lori Loughlin to “The Bonnie Hunt Show” to discuss The CW’s hit show, “Beverly Hills, 90210,” what she thinks about her thin costars and clears up the John Stamos rumors, airing today.

After discussing how much fun she is having on the updated hit show, Lori answers Bonnie about the recent tabloid scrutiny of her young costars weight and says, “They’re doing fine actually. I see them eat. I don’t see a problem but I think once the tabloids grab on to something they run with it.”

Loughlin continues to defend her costars by saying, “I do think, as far as the tabloids go, if someone does have a problem…and I know the bottom line is making money…but I feel like we need to be a little considerate of people’s emotional and mental states because if you really keep splashing them on the cover of magazines the one thing they are going to try to control is the fact that they don’t have to eat or whatever their disorder might be.”

Bonnie also asks Lori to clear up the never-ending rumors that she once dated her “Full House” co-star John Stamos when they were younger. Lori explains that they were just friends and never dated, “It was so innocent….we were 17.”

Full House star has baby

Actress Jodie Sweetin, 26, gave birth to an 8 lbs. 7 oz., 21 in. long baby girl Saturday afternoon via C-section.

"Jodie says that she and her husband and family are absolutely thrilled and in love with baby Zoie," a rep for the actress said.

Sweetin, best known as Stephanie Tanner on TV's "Full House," first announced her pregnancy in September.

She and her husband Cody Herpin have been married since July 14, 2007. It is Sweetin's second marriage and first child.

Sweetin played the middle child on the long-running show for the entirety of it's run; from 1987-1995. After the show's finale she finished high school and college. The recovering crystal meth addict is currently starring in a TV pilot called "Small Bits of Happiness." The dark comedy is about a suicide prevention specialist.