Political speeches are like steer horns. A point here, a point there, and a lot of bull in between. ~Alfred E. Neuman
Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive. ~Josephine Hart
Angels have no philosophy but love. ~Terri Guillemets
This coffee tastes like mud! Well, it was ground this morning. ~Old Vaudeville joke
A chord, stronger or weaker, is snapped asunder in every parting, and time's busy fingers are not practiced in re-splicing broken ties. Meet again you may; will it be in the same way? With the same sympathies? With the same sentiments? Will the souls, hurrying on in diverse paths, unite once more, as if the interval had been a dream? Rarely, rarely! ~Edward George Earle Bulwer-Lytton
Language is the most imperfect and expensive means yet discovered for communicating thought. ~William James
Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity. ~Voltaire
Learn young about hard work and manners - and you'll be through the whole dirty mess and nicely dead again before you know it. ~F. Scott Fitzgerald
Never believe in mirrors or newspapers. ~Tom Stoppard
Life is just a series of trying to make up your mind. ~Timothy Fuller
Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. ~Pablo Picasso
Let freedom never perish in your hands. ~Joseph Addison
Happiness is a warm puppy. ~Charles M. Schulz
A father lives after death in his son. ~Sanskrit
The best time to make friends is before you need them. ~Ethel Barrymore
Jealousy is no more than feeling alone against smiling enemies. ~Elizabeth Bowen
Men make use of their illnesses at least as much as they are made use of by them. ~Aldous Huxley
Barbarism is needed every four or five hundred years to bring the world back to life. Otherwise it would die of civilization. ~Edmond and Jules de Goncourt, Journal, 3 September 1855
The body too has its rights; and it will have them: they cannot be trampled on without peril. The body ought to be the soul's best friend. Many good men however have neglected to make it such: so it has become a fiend and has plagued them. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827
We are the heirs of a past of rope, fire, and murder. I for one am not ashamed of this past. My shame is for those who became so inhuman that they could inflict this torture upon us. ~Martin Luther King, Jr.
A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it. ~Helen Rowland
I wish life had an Undo function. ~Author Unknown
When it's played the way is spozed to be played, basketball happens in the air; flying, floating, elevated above the floor, levitating the way oppressed peoples of this earth imagine themselves in their dreams. ~John Edgar Wideman
Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. ~Martin Golding
