Man is nature's sole mistake. ~W.S. Gilbert
California can and does furnish the best bad things that are obtainable in America. ~Hinton R. Helper
The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern. Every class is unfit to govern. ~Lord Acton, letter to Mary Gladstone, 24 April 1881
If every vote counts, then count every vote! ~Author Unknown
Life is like riding a bicycle - in order to keep your balance, you must keep moving. ~Albert Einstein
The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. ~Attributed to both Vidal Sassoon and Donald Kendall
I am not quite sure what the advantage is in having a few more dollars to spend if the air is too dirty to breathe, the water too polluted to drink, the commuters are losing out in the struggle to get in and out of the city, the streets are filthy, and the schools so bad that the young perhaps wisely stay away, and the hoodlums roll citizens for some of the dollars they saved in the tax cut. ~John Kenneth Galbraith
Judges are but men, and are swayed like other men by vehement prejudices. This is corruption in reality, give it whatever other name you please. ~David Dudley Field
Education... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. ~G.M. Trevelyan
Health is a relationship between you and your body. ~Terri Guillemets
Tragedy is restful: and the reason is that hope, that foul, deceitful thing, has no part in it. ~Jean Anouilh, Antigone, 1942
Who ever thought up the word "Mammogram?" Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone. ~Jan King
I prefer liberty to chains of diamonds. ~Mary Worley Montagu
The American is a gentle guy; but don't pressure him; if you do he turns toad and squirts poison. ~Martin H. Fischer
This will never be a civilized country until we expend more money for books than we do for chewing gum. ~Elbert Hubbard
Beauty is indeed a good gift of God; but that the good may not think it a great good, God dispenses it even to the wicked. ~Saint Augustine
How like herrings and onions our vices are in the morning after we have committed them. ~Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Beauty is skin deep. A tattoo goes all the way to the bone. ~Vince Hemingson
Half the fun of the travel is the esthetic of lostness. ~Ray Bradbury
The two rules of procrastination: 1) Do it today. 2) Tomorrow will be today tomorrow. ~Author Unknown
If the family were a fruit, it would be an orange, a circle of sections, held together but separable - each segment distinct. ~Letty Cottin Pogrebin
Lose an hour in the morning, and you will be all day hunting for it. ~Richard Whately
It takes a long time to become young. ~Pablo Picasso
Hey yogurt, if you're so cultured, how come I never see you at the opera? ~Attributed to Stephen Colbert
