What is both surprising and delightful is that spectators are allowed, and even expected, to join in the vocal part of the game.... There is no reason why the field should not try to put the batsman off his stroke at the critical moment by neatly timed disparagements of his wife's fidelity and his mother's respectability. ~George Bernard Shaw
Good, honest, hardheaded character is a function of the home. If the proper seed is sown there and properly nourished for a few years, it will not be easy for that plant to be uprooted. ~George A. Dorsey
The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor. ~Margo Kaufman
I soon found out you can't change the world. The best you can do is to learn to live with it. ~Henry Miller
You can bury a lot of troubles digging in the dirt. ~Author Unknown
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. ~Rita Rudner
Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. ~Norman Cousins
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. ~Doug Larson
With innovation and technology, seems we have forgotten to cherish the true beauty the world has to offer. ~A.C. Van Cherub
I have never met anyone who wanted to save the world without my financial support. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
Now I know why they tell you to put your head between your knees on crash landings. You think you're going to kiss your ass good-bye. ~Terry Hanson
One way to end up with $1 million is to start with $2 million and use technical analysis. ~Ralph Seger
Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. ~David Frost
It doesn't matter how many times you fail. It doesn't matter how many times you almost get it right. No one is going to know or care about your failures, and neither should you. All you have to do is learn from them and those around you because... All that matters in business is that you get it right once. Then everyone can tell you how lucky you are. ~Mark Cuban
Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit." ~Bill Maher, on Politically Incorrect, 1995
Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. ~Newt Gingrich
Love never reasons but profusely gives; gives, like a thoughtless prodigal, its all, and trembles lest it has done too little. ~Hannah More (Thanks, Steven)
The truth brings with it a great measure of absolution, always. ~R.D. Laing
The future is always beginning now. ~Mark Strand, Reasons for Moving
You aren't alive anywhere like you're alive at fight club.... Fight club isn't about winning or losing fights. Fight club isn't about words. You see a guy come to fight club for the first time, and his ass is a loaf of white bread. You see this same guy here six months later, and he looks carved out of wood. This guy trusts himself to handle anything. There's grunting and noise at fight club like at the gym, but fight club isn't about looking good. There's hysterical shouting in tongues like at church, and when you wake up Sunday afternoon you feel saved. ~Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club, Chapter 6
Character is much easier kept than recovered. ~Thomas Paine
Hug a police officer. It's the law! ~Author Unknown
I am a little pencil in the hand of a writing God who is sending a love letter to the world. ~Mother Teresa
When you start treating people like people, they become people. ~Paul Vitale