Corned Beef and Cabbage Recipe

Here at Zap2it, we're tv-holics, and when we say we eat, sleep, and breathe television, we mean it. Particularly the eating part. So you can't blame us for getting all of our best holiday recipes from our favorite Food Network Chefs! This St. Patrick's Day, celebrate with a traditional meal that's easy to prepare even if you don't necessarily have the Luck of the Irish.

Here's a recipe for corned beef and cabbage straight from celebrity chef Alton Brown. It's a long process, but it comes out perfect in the end. We suggest drinking green beer while you wait. For ten days. We also suggest not following our suggestions, because we might be drunk right now. Happy St. Patrick's Day!