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If nothing is going well, call your grandmother. ~Italian Proverb



Wine is bottled poetry. ~Robert Louis Stevenson



Not the fastest horse can catch a word spoken in anger. ~Chinese Proverb



'Tis strange what a man may do, and a woman yet think him an angel. ~William Makepeace Thackeray



In violence we forget who we are. ~Mary McCarthy



If we resist our passions, it is more because of their weakness than because of our strength. ~Francois, duc de La Rochefoucauld



Writing is my time machine, takes me to the precise time and place I belong. ~Jeb Dickerson, www.howtomatter.com



I love to lose myself in other men's minds.... Books think for me. ~Charles Lamb



Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary



Bottle feeding also made a fetish out of cleanliness, and maybe all the washing and scrubbing has further reduced the pleasure we take in our body and in life. ~Author Unknown



Distance is inspiration's best hearting. ~E. Marshall



Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation. ~Ogden Nash



The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of. ~Blaise Pascal, Pensees, 1670



If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, "thank you," that would suffice. ~Meister Eckhart



Whatever it is, it's better in the wind. ~Author Unknown



In union there is strength. ~Aesop



It's better to crash into a nap than to nap into a crash. ~Author Unknown



I have heard with admiring submission the experience of the lady who declared that the sense of being perfectly well-dressed gives a feeling of inward tranquility which religion is powerless to bestow. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson, Letters and Social Aims



Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed. ~Erma Bombeck



Having babies is fun, but babies grow up into people. ~M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter, "The Price of Tomato Juice"